The Uninvited Bug: A Solo Performance

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Ah, the infamous household bug saga – a theatrical performance featuring a cast of coughs, snotty noses, and an unexpected appearance by the infamous pink eye! It seems our family has unwittingly become the stage for this unwelcome bug’s one-person show. The drama unfolds with a subtle cough, followed by the less-than-charming entrance of a runny nose. Then, just when you think the plot can’t get any thicker, the pink eye steals the spotlight, leaving us with a feverish finale.

Our eldest’s grand debut into the school scene brought not only an education but also a ticket to this germ-ridden extravaganza. The bug, courteous as it is, insists on making its rounds, choosing one lucky family member at a time. It’s like a solo act that loves a captive audience, jumping from one person to the next with impeccable timing.

I was secretly hoping we had stumbled upon a rare case of donkey-induced allergies, envisioning a whimsical tale to tell – “The Allergic Adventures of the Donkey Duo.” However, our doctor, in all their medical wisdom, dismissed my fanciful theory with a hearty laugh and handed us a prescription instead.

So here we are, yearning for the day when our household can break free from the clutches of this pesky bug, allowing us all to reclaim our 100% status and bid farewell to the symphony of sniffles. Until then, we’ll cling to the hope that this bug decides to find a new stage for its one-person performance, preferably far, far away from our home!

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